Alma: You bought me the mood ring.
Elliot: It turned purple when you wore it.
Alma: Then you said "that means you're in love".
Elliot: Got you to talk, didn't it?
Alma: But then we checked the little paper chart and it turned out that it meant that I was horny. You loved that.
Elliot: I had no idea.
Alma: Yours was blue. Peaceful, right?
Alma: What color was love?
Elliot: I don't remember.
Alma: Me neither.